noob story (2)
Sunday, February 1, 2009.2:04 AM
(yiggs,why i have to continue this story...)
one day, the son look into his father's eyes and ask: "hmmm...dad, why your eyes so small...just like a tiger's eyes, but mine is bigger? why the different of so obvious de??"
"well, son," the h... old man answered: "it's not because of i drink too much tiger beer or i am not your own father." he take up a mug filled with tiger beer and drinks it.
"lemme think...oh. maybe your eyes used to be as big as mine, but after years and years, the Wrinkles makes your eyes smaller and smaller." the son suddenly straightening out.
"YES!!you are right!!finally, your intelligent has some negligible improvement..."the h... old man hugs his son happily.
..................this is how the two family members passed each day. *Sigh*
one day again...a big town besides the village (about 12~13km away) attacked by a misterious monster. this is the scariest moment for every people that live in the town.The folks running around the town and scream:
"don't eat us~~"
"huh!! it's mouth is soooo big!!!!"
"big until can fight with steve tyler??" "yes!!" ...
the guards and knights in the town all eaten by the big mouth monster. there's nobody able to protect the town from the monster now...
"this is the moment...for him to help us." the king of the town talks to himself. This 27 years old (because his dad died early, so he as the king's only son became the town's king easily...) is a blonde that didn't know anything bout fighting or magic. (a jerk?) He hide in a secret room and take up his Nokia 5610 and press "the four savior"...
after waiting 30seconds, a lazy voice from the phone said:"halo~~here's T.F.S. ...can i help you??"
"ah,sure you can!!i am the lil blonde king of the town, and my town is under attack now!" (很有押韵。)
"ehh,what sort of attack?"
"arrgh...it's a green green big mouth organism...eating mans non-stop~"
"heh..."the lazy girl voice suddenly becomes smaller, obviously the girl is talking to the ppl besides her:"...
where is sheren?"
another girl's voice:"...
i don't know...her room was empty. maybe she's out for hunting..."
lazy voice:"...ok. blonde king, listen to me. this time... the price for us to save your town is $888,888,888. now CNY mah. good yi tou..."
"hah!!!!u guys really were pirates... "
"no other way lah~ find some rice to eat only mah. how?"
( T.B.C. ...)
