Hello,my friends(Also is my treasure family members).My english not as good as your guys...so dnt complain too much!Me first time write leh..Gt a bit nervous and anxious.Wakaka...(Introduce)Noe who am i? I think you guys not very easy forget me..hehe...i am the Big Big Green...Mouse..aa yah,type wrong is "mouth"...(Big MOuth Green)..Wei,u guys got feel scary or not...Haha...Scare leh...i know you all in terrible condition so if want me let you free,bring a lots of snack,sweet and "tong shui"to me.I already highlight..Can you see...Pink colour writing.I think you all dunno what is that mean(Snack,Sweet& tong shui)...because one of us is Frog,another is turtle and the last one is cat...
黄色(fROG)代表 勇气与尊贵的国王
蓝色(tURtLE)代表 大方体贴的王后
红色(CAt)代表 聪明残忍的猫将军
Noob story (3)
Monday, February 2, 2009.9:54 PM
( A little bit confuse...wat is TFS???)
Here's continue the story....
"Deal....,'' The king answered with his blood pressure incresing with the stunning of the huge number that the girl offer......
On the other side of the phone......
''yes....it's time for us to hunt back the Great mouth sheren....,'' the lazy girl wear up a red color hoody with a with a sign like ( show in the picture below) in the behind of the hoody.
( the sign behind the hoody...have no meaning)
(when it turn to really dark the sign ll become like this)
''Hmm....let me bring our secret weapon....it'll be useful when we face off with the green monster,'' another girl said...
With time warp, both of the hired assasin arrived to the world of darknesss aka no day light ma.
"No!!!','' a scream of a woman just swallow by the great green monster. Without any doubt the red hoody girl take out her blade and in the moment she want to slash toward to the monster, a voice break out.....
'' Wait....you forget to wear your helmet.....,''another girl aka the mysterious girl of her partner shout out and throw the helmet to her.And the red hoody quickly armored it up. The helmet is specially made with specially power...it is curved with the face of the great big mouth rock warrior of all time -steve tyler~~
But it is useless , with ''the speed of sound'' the green monster tackle the red hoody with her lips....only her upper lips enough to fings the red hoody.....how powerful it is.
Without any choice the mysterious girl have to battle with her favourite pet...abd by chance, the son of the head of the village aka the handsome big eyes boy show up, he shoot the monster with the bow...and the monster is under control. But with her massive mouth, it is still dangerous..
''You must do something before the hulk attack....,'' the big eyes boy tell the mysterious girl.
The red hoody throw a gadget to mysterious girl.....yes it is the secret weapon. The mysterious girl ran to the monster and stand in front of it....''i'm sorry, i know it's torture but.....i have to do it....,''she speak gently to her beloved pet.....
''With the power of evil.....Pls lend me the power to save this world from destroyed....(i'll pay back you something...),''the mysterious girl say it out loudly......
The surrounding is silent And a press to the button.....
''It's a beautiful lie~it's a perfect deny~,''a voice come out from the gadget and the monster in real painful.....
''Yes it's working....lets play neext song....,''the mysterious girl is in euphoria.....
''What if i wanted to break~laugh it all off in your face~~,''the monster collapse...
''I know it'll works,with 30stm songs,it sure'll defeat the monster...and it bring us victory....'',they made it but after that they found that the weopon also cause harm to most of the villager.
And now how the king going to do with the monster while it still alive and what the both girl and the big eyes boy get after they defeat the monster??
To be continue.....
noob story (2)
Sunday, February 1, 2009.2:04 AM
(yiggs,why i have to continue this story...)
one day, the son look into his father's eyes and ask: "hmmm...dad, why your eyes so small...just like a tiger's eyes, but mine is bigger? why the different of so obvious de??"
"well, son," the h... old man answered: "it's not because of i drink too much tiger beer or i am not your own father." he take up a mug filled with tiger beer and drinks it.
"lemme think...oh. maybe your eyes used to be as big as mine, but after years and years, the Wrinkles makes your eyes smaller and smaller." the son suddenly straightening out.
"YES!!you are right!!finally, your intelligent has some negligible improvement..."the h... old man hugs his son happily.
..................this is how the two family members passed each day. *Sigh*
one day again...a big town besides the village (about 12~13km away) attacked by a misterious monster. this is the scariest moment for every people that live in the town.The folks running around the town and scream: "don't eat us~~" "huh!! it's mouth is soooo big!!!!" "big until can fight with steve tyler??" "yes!!" ...
the guards and knights in the town all eaten by the big mouth monster. there's nobody able to protect the town from the monster now...
"this is the moment...for him to help us." the king of the town talks to himself. This 27 years old (because his dad died early, so he as the king's only son became the town's king easily...) is a blonde that didn't know anything bout fighting or magic. (a jerk?) He hide in a secret room and take up his Nokia 5610 and press "the four savior"...
after waiting 30seconds, a lazy voice from the phone said:"halo~~here's T.F.S. ...can i help you??"
"ah,sure you can!!i am the lil blonde king of the town, and my town is under attack now!" (很有押韵。)
"ehh,what sort of attack?"
"arrgh...it's a green green big mouth organism...eating mans non-stop~"
"heh..."the lazy girl voice suddenly becomes smaller, obviously the girl is talking to the ppl besides her:"...where is sheren?"
another girl's voice:"...i don't know...her room was empty. maybe she's out for hunting..."
lazy voice:"...ok. blonde king, listen to me. this time... the price for us to save your town is $888,888,888. now CNY mah. good yi tou..."
"hah!!!!u guys really were pirates... "
"no other way lah~ find some rice to eat only mah. how?"
Here's after making juice.....
本伟大的猫（以前的唯一的admin，也是本部落格的创始人，当然还有urbanae的帮忙以创始这个地方~她的帮忙就是一直催本猫：“快点开一个blog啦！！哎哟~快点啦~” (-__-) ），今天决定了~因为咱4只都是一家动物（包括一只大口兽），所以就给大家一个平等的地位罢。
